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Ghost Stories - Halloween Ghost Jokes - 3
Q: What do short-sighted ghosts wear?
A: Spooktacles.
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What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres ?
Surgical spirits !
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Where do fasionable ghosts shop for sheets?
At bootiques
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Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
A: How do you boo, sir?
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