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Ghost Stories - Halloween Ghost Jokes - 4
What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?
Ban-she Ban-she !
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A butler came running into his important masters office. 'Sir, sir, theres a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?' Without looking up from his work the master said, 'Tell him I cant see him.'
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Why did the ghost go to the funfair ?
He wanted to go on a rollerghoster !
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Q. What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, poodle, & a ghost?
A: A cocker-poodle-boo!
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